Snoop and Martha do Brownies

Dec
30

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This photo really does deserve a thousand words, but instead of wasting your time, only three comments:

  1. The powder in Snoop’s bowl is NOT flour.
  2. I want to see this duo on Amazing Race.
  3. Snoop didn’t get the memo – it was supposed to be an ugly sweater party.

P.S. Thanks to my coworker, Jane, for pointing this great moment in history out.

And with that, I’m back from my creative writing hiatus. Welcome back, me!

xoxo,
adam

John Frusciante leaves RHCP

Dec
17

I few nights ago, Jon showed me a link on his phone that said “[John] Frusciante and RHCP part ways.”  Being my favorite band, I was speechless.  Ever since they announced their indefinite hiatus a year ago, there was at least hope they would come back and play a concert in my living room.

Today, Frusciante made an official statement on his blog -

When I quit the band, over a year ago, we were on an indefinite hiatus. There was no drama or anger involved, and the other guys were very understanding. They are supportive of my doing whatever makes me happy and that goes both ways.

To put it simply, my musical interests have led me in a different direction. Upon rejoining, and throughout my time in the band, I was very excited about exploring the musical possibilities inherent in a rock band, and doing so with those people in particular. A couple of years ago, I began to feel that same excitement again, but this time it was about making a different kind of music, alone, and being my own engineer.

I really love the band and what we did. I understand and value that my work with them means a lot to many people, but I have to follow my interests. For me, art has never been something done out of a sense of duty. It is something I do because it is really fun, exciting, and interesting. Over the last 12 years, I have changed, as a person and artist, to such a degree that to do further work along the lines I did with the band would be to go against my own nature.  There was no choice involved in this decision. I simply have to be what I am, and have to do what I must do.

Sending love and gratitude to you all.

:-)

(Source: http://johnfrusciante.com/?p=53)

Ugh.  It appears that John Klinghoffer will be replacing Frusciante, being the back up axe-man on tours.  Klinghoffer also worked with Frusciante on Frusciante’s solo albums.

I can only cross my fingers in hopes they get back together.

/juice

MacGyver Cat Intro

Dec
11

/juice

Twilight – MST3000

Nov
21

This reminds me of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

/juice

Top 10 (11/17/09)

Nov
18

Top 10 plays of just one night of basektball.

/juice

Fantasy Basketball – 2009

Nov
14

I joined a fantasy basketball league two weeks into the season.  Oh well, at least I’m in one again.  We have 12 teams, which means your pre-draft decisions have to be about 140 players deep.  I was randomly selected first pick for the league, which in turn, means I pick again at number 24 and 25.  I didn’t like that.  Here are my results:

Fantasy Basketball team 2009

Fantasy Basketball team 2009

My prediction is that I’ll place 4th or 5th in the league.  I don’t think I have the best players, but they are very good and should go far with their teams.  My first 10 picks are strong, the other 3 are going to be sitting the bench a lot.

LeBron James #1 pick:

  • #23
  • Small Forward
  • Cleveland Cavaliers
  • Height: 6-8
  • Weight: 250
  • Born: Dec 30, 1984 – Akron, Ohio
  • College: None
  • Draft: 2003 – 1st round (1st pick) by the Cleveland Cavaliers
  • Choose him first because of his record, leadership and hes only a month younger than me.

Jason Kidd #2 pick:

  • #2
  • Point Guard
  • Dallas Mavericks
  • Height: 6-4
  • Weight: 210
  • Born: Mar 23, 1973 – San Francisco, California
  • College: California
  • Draft: 1994 – 1st round (2nd pick) by the Dallas Mavericks
  • Choose him because he is a quick thinker on the floor and knows how to pass.

Vince Carter #3 pick:Vince Carter - Orlando Magic

  • #15
  • Guard-Forward
  • Orlando Magic
  • Height: 6-6
  • Weight: 220
  • Born: Jan 26, 1977 – Daytona Beach, Florida
  • College: North Carolina
  • Draft: 1998 – 1st round (5th pick) by the Golden State Warriors
  • Choose him because I’ve been following him for 5+ years.  You can say I’m obsessed.  He’s decent, but no superman.

Marcus Camby #4 pick:

  • #23
  • Forward-Center
  • Los Angeles Clippers
  • Height: 6-11
  • Weight: 235
  • Born: Mar 22, 1974 – Hartford, Connecticut
  • College: Massachusetts
  • Draft: 1996 – 1st round (2nd pick) by the Toronto Raptors
  • Choose him because I needed a center early in the draft.  I play to have most rebounds and blocks to score points.
Mehmet Okur #5 pick:
  • #13
  • Center
  • Utah Jazz
  • Height: 6-11
  • Weight: 273
  • Born: May 26, 1979 – Yalova, Turkey
  • College: None
  • Draft: 2001 – 2nd round (9th pick) by the Detroit Pistons
  • Honestly, this pick was an accident.  My Internet connection was in and out and the next thing I know, I drafted him.  Hope he comes through.
Chris Andersen #6 pick:
  • #11
  • Forward-Center
  • Denver Nuggets
  • Height: 6-10
  • Weight: 230
  • Born: Jul 7, 1978 – Long Beach, California
  • College: Blinn College
  • Draft: None
  • NOTE: The NBA stole teams from the Continental Basketball Association (CBA) and created a mini league called NBDL (National Basketball Development League) or D-League.  Andersen joined the Fayetteville Patriots (in the D-League), being the first overall selection in the inaugural draft, eventually being the first player to be called up from the D-League and play in the NBA.  Andersen joined the Nuggets.
  • I got a lot of guff from the other people in the league for this pick.  Not sure why.  I picked him for his rebounds and blocks.
Mike Bibby #7 pick:
  • #10
  • Point Guard
  • Atlanta Hawks
  • Height: 6-2
  • Weight: 195
  • Born: May 13, 1978 – Cherry Hill, New Jersey
  • College: Arizona
  • Draft: 1998 – 1st round (2nd pick) by the Vancouver Grizzlies
  • Choose him because of his speed, defense and passing game.
Rasheed Wallace #8 pick:
  • #30
  • Forward-Center
  • Boston Celtics
  • Height: 6-11
  • Weight: 230
  • Born: Sep 17, 1974 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  • College: North Carolina
  • Draft: 1995 – 1st round (4th pick) by the Washington Bullets
  • Choose him because he is a vetern, and leader on the court.
Josh Howard #9 pick:
  • #5
  • Guard-Forward
  • Dallas Mavericks
  • Height: 6-7
  • Weight: 210
  • Born: Apr 28, 1980 – Winston-Salem, North Carolina
  • College: Wake Forest
  • Draft: 2003 – 1st round (29th pick) by the Dallas Mavericks
  • Put on the IR the day after I drafted him.  Out indefinitely – ugh – my only poor pick for first 10 drafted.
T.J. Ford #10 pick:
  • #5
  • Point Guard
  • Indiana Pacers
  • Height: 6-0
  • Weight: 165
  • Born: Mar 24, 1983 – Houston, Texas
  • College: Texas
  • Draft: 2003 – 1st round (8th pick) by the Milwaukee Bucks
  • Picked him for his steals, and great defense.

Al Thornton #11 pick:

  • #12
  • Forward
  • Los Angeles Clippers
  • Height: 6-8
  • Weight: 235
  • Born: Dec 7, 1983 – Perry, Georgia
  • College: Florida State
  • Draft: 2007 – 1st round (14th pick) by the Los Angeles Clippers
Anthony Parker #12 pick:
  • #18
  • Shooting Guard
  • Cleveland Cavaliers
  • Height: 6-6
  • Weight: 210
  • Born: Jun 19, 1975 – Naperville, Illinois
  • College: Bradley
  • Draft: 1997 – 1st round (21st pick) by the New Jersey Nets
Ramon Sessions #13 pick:
  • #7
  • Guard
  • Minnesota Timberwolves
  • Height: 6-3
  • Weight: 190
  • Born: Apr 11, 1986 – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
  • College: Nevada
  • Draft: 2007 – 2nd round (26th pick) by the Miami Heat
Useless facts about my team:
Tallest player(s) – Camby, Okur, Wallace at 6-11.
Shortest player – Ford at 6-0.
Youngest player – Sessions, 23 years old
Oldest player – Kidd, 36 years old
Born outside the U.S. – Okur, Yalova,Turkey
11 of 13 players picked first round.  10 players were drafted above 15th pick.
7 players were drafted 5th or higher.
/juice

Facebook Event Fail

Nov
4

Wow.  Just wow.  I have a feeling it is fake, but still.

NOTE: College language used in text.  Read with caution.

/juice

“I am them”

Nov
3

A good Samaritan in Clark County, Wisconsin calls 911 this past weekend to inform dispatch she is driving drunk. Hilarious. Good work, lady.

 

 

Saw this via @KATUNews

xoxo,
adam

Happy Birthday, Bethany

Nov
2

Bethany,

I can’t begin to describe how much you mean to me.  You are such an amazing person, not just to me, but to our friends, family and others.  I am so fortunate to have you not only in my life, but as my partner, as we take on the world.

You know how to make me laugh and cheer me, and others up when they are down.  That’s something special to have in a person.  Your smile is adorable as well as your personality.  You’re pretty cute too. :)

I hope you have a great birthday, turning 25 [wow, you are so much older than me], and experience what you want to in the next 75 years.  You have been a great best friend one could ask for.

[old picture for fun; Homecoming 2005]

Happy Birthday, and I love you.

/juice

Google Owns Me

Nov
1

It’s no wonder Google’s stock is $536 a share. They do almost everything I need.

  • Phone number? Google Voice has that.
  • Blog? Google’s Blogger has thatª.
  • Advertise? Google AdWords.
  • Create revenue? Google AdSense.
  • Collaborative workplace? Google Wave.
  • Want to know where your friends are? Google Latitude.
  • iPhone App that is voice activated to search for anything?  Google Search Mobile App.
  • E-mail client? Gmail.
  • Maps?  Google Maps.
  • Free 411 service?  Goog411 (1-800-GOOG-411)
  • Online Documents? Google Docs.
  • Post videos?  YouTube.
  • Search Engine?  uh….Google.

Just to name a few.

So it’s clear that using anything on the web may have a Google connection.  That’s okay with me.  They have a good reputation, and always inventing something unique and new. All of these applications clearly shows why their stock is worth so much.

I wish there was one place were I could access ALL of this stuff on one page. igoogle.com comes close, but doesn’t do everything I need. If only they started hosting pictures and websites, I think I would be 100% Googled!

Keep up the good work, and you will continue to ‘own’ me.

/juice

ª – Okay, so I actually use WordPress, but I have a mirror website to keep getting the blog out there.